Dear Struggling Bagpiper,
The above quote was part of an actual response to a question I posed to my email list recently regarding how the Dojo (our online bagpipe school) could help our followers succeed.
Believe me, when I sent the email, I wasn't expecting to run into an emotional brick wall with the responses. I was... ya know... just trying to do my due diligence as a business owner.
Why did I get emotional? Surely, I've seen this sort of thing before.
As it turns out, there were two reasons.
Reason 1: It's not supposed to be this way, for anybody! Nobody decides to learn the bagpipes in hopes for a struggle.
The pipers who succeed (not just in playing well, but also in enjoying the experience)... they're not struggling. They're not tense. Somehow they've cracked the code to make their bagpipes easy to play. If you're reading this now, you deserve that too.
Reason 2: Countless, I mean countless people had already responded with the Exact. Same. Painful. Experience.
How could there be so many folks out there struggling? And not just struggling – hating it! Hating the experience of simply picking their pipes up.
I want to share some actual quotations from email responses I received. Do you share any of the same feelings?
"...I want my bagpipes to be my friend, not my enemy."
"I feel like I'll never be more than a mediocre piper because I can't control this octopus..."
"If I don't get answers, I'm eventually going to have to quit."
"I play much better on the practice chanter than I do on the pipes."
"When I try to play my bagpipes I am firing all over the place in a disorganized way."
"I am so tense (when playing the pipes) that my thumbs get very sore, from gripping so much."
"I have been playing my bagpipes for 20 years and they're still not easy or comfortable."
"No matter what I do, I never have enough breath to keep the pipes going for more than 30 seconds."
“If I was confident in tuning, I could pick up my pipes, play a couple of tunes, get them close and get stuck into a session. That would make me want to play them, to jam my way through tunes, old favorites, or focus on some new material. I spend so much effort on trying (and failing) to get them sounding reasonable that I hate playing, so I just do the bare minimum, then back in the box. I've lost my mojo :-(“
And these were just the well worded examples! As the proprietor of an online school for bagpipers, I was shocked and a bit freaked out that we had failed so miserably, so many times, to help people develop a bagpipe that was comfortable to play.
When I pick up my pipes, I never have any doubt that they'll be comfortable.
I never lack any confidence that I can get them sounding truly enjoyable in a few minutes' time.
As I play, I'm generally fully relaxed, and able to focus on the music.
And, if I experience any discomfort or tension being brought on by my pipes, I have a quick, easy, no-brainer way to correct whatever the issue is. That way, I can get back to my session (i.e. having great fun and enjoying music-making) as soon as possible.
Now, I'm not saying this to brag. I'm saying this because it's finally time for you to enjoy the exact same experience when piping.
At Dojo University (our online, worldwide bagpipe school) we've developed a "30 Day Bagpipe Makeover" program that promises to teach you bagpipe comfort and confidence in 30 days, or your money back.
This program guarantees:
- When you pick up your pipes, there will never be any doubt that they'll be comfortable.
- You'll no longer have any lack of confidence that you can get them sounding truly enjoyable in a few minutes' time.
- As you play, you'll be fully relaxed, and able to focus on the music.
- And, if you experience any discomfort or tension being brought on by your pipes, you'll have a quick, easy, no-brainer way to correct whatever the issue is. That way, you can get back to your session (i.e. having great fun and enjoying music-making) as soon as possible.
If you follow our program for 30 days, we promise bagpipe hell will be in the rear-view mirror.